Our newspaper adviser just had a kid, which meant he had to go do “dad things.” What’s the most important “dad thing” to do? Well, that would be to start telling dad jokes. So for this week’s High 5, we’ve ranked dad jokes.
5. What’s the best time to call your dentist?
Tooth-Hurty
4. Why did the pony ask for water?
Because he was a little horse.
3. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
And his summer wasn’t bad either.
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2. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supp-lies
1. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
They aren’t weak-days
