Hello, fellow Spartans. Our hallway traffic conditions review comes with a 100% chance of frustration.The average passing period at Greeley West High School consists of total chaos. 

While most students dream of a autobahn type hallways during passing periods, instead we get rush hour traffic every passing period.

 There are different types of walkers in the hallways just like there are different types of drivers on a highway. First there are the sudden stops. Just like a car slamming on their brakes, students stop in the middle of the hallway without warning just to talk with their friends.

Then there’s the Accidental collisions backpack to body crashes are like bumper to bumper crashes but more painful with someone’s notebook poking you as you crash into the backpack either it being your fault or them also slamming their brakes a little too fast.

Next there’s the speedsters the students that want to be first in line to see what for lunch or even last period when there are some student going 90 in the fast lane in there just go home,

Lastly there’s the quiet road ragers, the ones giving eye rolls, the heavy sighs, and the ones saying “bro, move.” It’s like the high school hallway version of honking.

Hopefully with all the speedsters, accidental collisions, and even those road ragers we can come together and make the hallways more organized and maybe they turn into those autobahn like hallways that we all wish could happen.